"Write her a letter, send her a flower, love only gets old if you let it."
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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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