queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

(via badonkadonkkkk)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via phobias)

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism, via departured)

more than anything, I just want someone who will fight for me